How to become a guru?
Saturday, 27 February 2010
It’s easy – just start predicting something. Definitely there will be some people who think you’re really great at this. It doesn’t matter if you really are – it’s just a feature of human psychology. Be as vague as possible, if you’re having some hits from time to time, you’re ok. The rest is just a matter of time. Kill negative comments, and your fans will do all the PR work for you. Finally, write a book. You’ll be rich. Just don’t ever try to follow your own advice.